Dear Crysis 2 players,

I would like to say that I am deeply disappointed by the bargain bin performances put forth by this once so called "dynasty" of a clan. I have played enough matches against them recently for me to conclude that they are a clan riddled with inadequate and unacceptable operations. They have made some new additions to the clan that unfortunately have only added to the massive shiit abyss they find themselves engulfed in. In desperation they brought back Criminal Wayz who's apparently having an identity and gender crysis which is why he changes his name every other day. Most recent is Take Notz. Well, I played against him, took notes and bombed the exam. I would rather look off MR KILL U QUICKS paper next time. at least he achieves what he set out to do. Hungry Jakey is not looking too hungry these days as it appears he would eat the knot hole off a mountain goat. This despaeration is reflected in his passive, pan-handling style of gameplay of recent.
So, in an effort to toughen up their image they employ the skills of EZ DOES IT, straight off the mutha fucckin streets of sesame. Unfortunately the only thing he can do is microwave a grenade, can't cook it from fresh. Every time u see this guy he's got the one arm up doing the michael Jackson thriller as he waits for his little nade to carmalize. Dive of a player!!!
In conclusion, S2K have definitely taken a turn for the worse. They have taken on a street mob mentality to try and secure their spot in this game but in doing so, forgot about skill and left themselves eating sloppy seconds!!


your trusted source for crysis 2

EMEMY!!!!!!

Naw I love playing s2k whats got you so worked up? They don't c4, don't backout and actually know how to pilot a nanosuit. Save the negativity for a clan like the DORX clan.

straight off the mother fawkin streets of Sesame!!!!! Holy crap---this is the funniest sh1t I ever read on mycrysis. I'm going to die, seriously. This roast is the funniest sh1t you ever posted.

well this is...interesting. Still waiting to see a quality performance from enemy though. So far they have been less than impressive.

Well that funny because every time i check your name is says offline since..etc..only ran into you once on Crysis and your were rustier than Widda's arshole since him and Noob fell out. Your name makes me sick by the way. Old dirty beef. Are you implying that your own Beef is corroded?..could be if you had it up Widda because everyone seems to have had a go at him. God knows what kind of nuclear infections are dwelling up his ring peice!!

PEACE MAN!!

ENEMY!!!

I'm confused. First of all, I get on at least every other night. And if I was rusty, why is it that you failed to deliver a score higher than me once? I get a message saying "me can beat u" and since I know there is no way you could possibly be talking about crysis, you must have meant beat me off. Hey man, whatever you're into! I think you're just making excuses and hiding your orientation under insults of other people. Don't be afraid to tell us about yourself in a little more detail. The mask has got to come off sometime.

Thank God...finally someone can put forth a comeback worthy of reading. I enjoyed that very much. Can you tell me the meaning behind your name..why is your been corroded?? please explain

Enemy that is why I liked Beef's response, his comeback was caustic maybe even corroded. I like that!!

Me too it was actually well thought out and clever unlike the generic reponces most people give me..or the run of the mill "mom jokes"

EZ DUZ IT has all the readers shook, Enemy. They afraid of him (with good reason). But cmon guys, push that like button!!! Stop digressing and cowaring, you don't owe S2K anything, except for being one of the 1st clans to say "hey let's break this game as an entire group, and ALL use felines, and ALL use Aim Enhance, this way we can buy a lot of time prolonging our lives enough to be rescued, by the other shazer not far behind.. S2K destroyed the early US competition with this combination of perks and weapons, but all those guys that were bullied into submission, became very keen on the S2K forumla, and so soon almost all the elites adopted similar playstyles, and indeed became better at it, with much more variety and versatility to bring forth.

10 months later they are back, abusing the same three perks, with the same weapon, and while the game is still broke and favors their playstyle, the community has evolved and grown, and we now don't see things in the same light. We dont view Elites as dominate with ONLY one thing, unless they are truely at the apex of thier form with OP class and weapons as Warder and Erike1 were (with the same combo), but instead we now applaud the FOOTs, the Shofz, Lents, and Beefs of the world that bring great versatility showing prowess with all forms and respect the game and its players. So now when I bump into a FOOT, I remove my shame enhance to prove to them, that I dont need it, I never did, but I got good with it. I have more respect for FOOT now, seeing Bulls as something of a pioneer in the Xbox community, however I dont agree with his terrorist tactical approach to bringing upon change (C4 or else mentality).

So I say we retire them right back into the hole they came out of, S2K is done. So EZ DUZ IT, let me know when your informants tell you about my post. Ciao Bello.