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cerberuslt
Joined: 10 18, 2012 /12:00
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Post subject: Alcatraz and nudity  Posted: 10 18, 2012 /01:11 |
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So I was thinking that we should be, at some point shown what the man underneath the suit looks like, but more importantly I want to know if his ass is really that **** awesome. I mean check out this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8nih0VfzXQ at 1:05, is that a nice piece of ass or what? I was thinking that if crysis 3 is gonna take place in a hybrind of a jungle/city maybe we could be shown how the main character soaps and washes his nice, shapely buttocks with a high quality body gel for atleast a minute or so? Man, if I wasn't married I'd be all over that nice slice of pie. What are your thoughts people?
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DanTheGamer11
Joined: 11 12, 2010 /07:13
Posts: 5083
Location: Ireland
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Post subject: Re: Alcatraz and nudity Posted: 10 18, 2012 /01:14 |
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:O dafuq I just read. I don't wanna open that link :) Plus he wouldn't need to wash. If the book is anything to go by he might not have any buttocks.
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Post subject: Re: Alcatraz and nudity Posted: 10 18, 2012 /01:49 |
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Waaaaa daaaaa fuuuu......
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WaR_SPiRiT
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Joined: 06 11, 2010 /04:10
Posts: 3811
Location: United Kingdom
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Post subject: Re: Alcatraz and nudity Posted: 10 18, 2012 /01:51 |
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Best thread I ever did read... I'm still laughing. "high quality body gel" seems pretty hard to come by in a jungle. ;)
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StorMaj
Joined: 05 25, 2011 /08:06
Posts: 1697
Location: Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Post subject: Re: Alcatraz and nudity Posted: 10 18, 2012 /02:08 |
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 btw, I'd like to see female characters in nanosuits
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XuviaI
Joined: 05 26, 2012 /07:52
Posts: 1512
Location: New Zealand
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Post subject: Re: Alcatraz and nudity Posted: 10 18, 2012 /03:03 |
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Definitely checking out that vid once I get home. I think it's safe to assume it's NSFW. So Cerber, do tell me more about your male ass fantasies <3 StorMaj wrote: btw, I'd like to see female characters in nanosuits Then I'd play as a female all the time for the smaller shoulder/waist (and possibly height) hitboxes :P
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Post subject: Re: Alcatraz and nudity Posted: 10 18, 2012 /05:08 |
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This is 100% true:
I was drinking soda when I started to reading this, when i got to the part when he mentions soaping his ass for a minute, I shot CO2 boogers in 2 directions all across my desk.... and then choked on the drink because i couldn't stop laughing.
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Talon1995
Joined: 06 11, 2010 /04:10
Posts: 2462
Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
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Post subject: Re: Alcatraz and nudity Posted: 10 18, 2012 /05:28 |
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We don't call it the fatsuit for nothing. ;)
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Rukumouru
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Joined: 03 04, 2011 /06:16
Posts: 2216
Location: Spain
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Post subject: Re: Alcatraz and nudity Posted: 10 18, 2012 /06:29 |
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This is the GREATEST post. Period. Not on MyCrysis, not on the Internet, but ANYWHERE, EVER.
Oh, and welcome to our community, cerberusit. If that isn't the most amazing introduction post i've ever read in my entire life, nothing is.
Kudos, man. You'll fit right in.
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SDub
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Joined: 03 08, 2011 /06:39
Posts: 2833
Location: United States
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Post subject: Re: Alcatraz and nudity Posted: 10 18, 2012 /06:30 |
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Quote: Do not create threads or contributions that:
Include spam or advertisements.
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Are hostile, vulgar, excessively violent or contains excessive language.
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Are sexually orientated.
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Labels others as cheaters/boosters. "Naming & shaming" is not welcomed.
So...tempted...
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